Fartin Gaylord enjoys calling us "goths" and "dirty" which is ironic, for obvios reasons. If you can't hear his stupid posh accent, see his crappy dress sense, you will surely be able to smell him. Because he is a smart ass, we are quite proud of the quick come-backs we make whenever he threatens us with murder, or just deadly gas-attacks. These are some of the examples of our brilliant minds.... 

Fartin: I'm gunna turn your computer off

Jenny: Well you could turn anythin off dear

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Fartin: I smell a RAT

Lizzie: That would be you

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Fartin: I'm gunna piss all over your grave

Lizzie: Well that would be good.....if i was dead

Fartin: I'll kill you first, stupid!

Lizzie: Well i'm gunna b cremated

Fartin: I'll piss on your ashes then

Lizzie: well u'll be pissin in the sea...oh wait u already do that!