The Goldenage Of the Tramp Steam.
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Written by Komador fuzzy paws, Tinklebell, and The buttress of windsor (mad old cat lady)

Otherwise known as Teddy, Pixie and Izzi.


'Twas in the eve of '66. The goldenage of the trampsteam was nigh. Me and my fellow wench skipped along to the privy, where we often ate supper. Of course, it WAS a special occasion, as we were planning to go for a romp in the swamp. Ahh, i do so love to romp.Especially when Albert, and his siamese twin, (who were both unfortunate to be joined by the male genitalia and the anus) came to join us when bathing in that little old swamp. Then, as usual, they would make sweet sweet love to our anuses, whilst smoking a very fine joint in each of their mouths.

Ahh back to the story....

Twas a marvolous day, the birds in the trees we romping, We, in the swamp were romping, and even the bunnies in the holes were romping. Ahh in many ways WE are like rabbits, always having sexual intercourse.

 

Oh! How rude of me! I have abandoned to introduce myself.  This is me, Egglatina Humperdink. Some people say im quite a looker....


Ahh.....anyway.

The 3rd cousin of the Buttress of Windsor, twice removed (twas a restraining order),named Booble st Claire, was to be wed to the duke of wellington,   Who, in fact had but one leg, and 6 toes. But i suppose the saying is true, Love conquers all! Even if it WAS a 70 year age gap. 70 years!! Although, he did seem to look the same age as Booble, who was now classed as a wench.

Fortunatly they were nso, as you youths call it, kinky, that his male genitalia broke and as you can imagene, he was in excrutiating pain.

Fortunatly for him, he died of a heart attack, and the wench, Booble St Claire, was now a widow, looking back to her 70year old husband who she kept in the wardrobe to remember the romps they had.

 



And so our story commenses. thank you.